sext: you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars
two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable
for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires
Top of the ferris wheel! ( SO FUCKING SCARY NEVER AGAIN)
Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)
I love muggleborn headcanons.
There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?
Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez
Went to a fair today! Ive never been to a fair before so it was really fun to be there. Me and Kevin ( Not my boyfriend kevin, my friend Emilys boyfriend.) Went on this ride called the Zipper. and the best way i can explain it is that its the same ride in Diary of a Wimpy Kid- Dog Days. Holy shit it was really really fun. Overall it was a really fun time and now im super tired. Tomorrow i get to go to New York and go to Madame Tussaunds and the Intrepid Museum. Ive been really happy lately and i want to keep it that way :)
And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.
i want to be loved and cuddled and hugged and then fucked against a wall (◕‿◕✿)
me trying to be romantic
He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.